Captain Jack Harkness: hey i just met you
Captain Jack Harkness: and this is crazy bu-
The Doctor: NO.
The Doctor: STOP IT.
One Song to RULE THEM ALL.
broasted: You’re walking in the woods. There’s no one around, and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him Shia Labeouf. He’s following you, about thirty feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint! He’s gaining on you ...
heysammy: trentofsky: trentofsky: trentofsky: trentofsky: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You’re going to die alone In the woods with Shia LaBeouf
Ben’s like a cat and I’m like a hedgehog… and they’re comparing me to hedgehogs…...– Martin Freeman about tumblr. (Currently editing our interview with Amanda Abbington, so I may throw some quotes up here as I go along.)
whitefolk: melpeezy: wat do canadians give thanks for being so close to america
shaving23spiders: it’s all fun and games until someone uses 14 reaction gifs
Too Much Miscommunication in Your Relationship? A...
psychology2010: “I’m sure he understood what I meant.” “I’m sure it was obvious to her how I felt.” ”It goes without saying…” The most common source of miscommunication in any relationship is a very simple one: people routinely fail to realize how little they are actually communicating. In other words, we think we’ve said a lot more than we actually have. Psychologists call this...
FACT: Asexuals are key to the win or loss of all...
factsaboutqueers: The Allies would never have won WWI or WWII without the aid of the aces. This is why ace pilots are called ace pilots. (BONUS FACT: All aces are trained to fly bombers upon acceptance of their sexuality.) Likewise, the USA lost in Vietnam because the aces were too busy dropping acid, fighting for civil rights, and not having hippie sex.
Book Dumbledore: Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?
Movie Dumbledore: HARRY POTTER DID YOU PUT YOUR FUCKING NAME INTO THE FUCKING GOBLET OF FUCKING FIRE FROM HELL? DID YOU? HUH?
The Doctor Who Fandom and the Olympic Torch
Whovians: You know who has to carry the Olympic Torch and light up the fire?
BBC: Hey, wait a second, you kno-
Whovians: You know who has to do it
BBC: Listen, that was just an episode-
Whovians: You know who.
BBC: It's just fiction.
Whovians: You know who.
BBC: But this series is not that important as-
Whovians: You know.
Whovians: Or the world will explode
Whovians: It's time law BBC.
Whovians: It's the law of the universe.
Whovians: There will be a crack in time.
BBC: I think you take this a bit too seriou-
Whovians: The Doctor will come
BBC: But David hasn't even got time for this, we asked-
Whovians: It's written in history.
BBC: But the Queen-
Whovians: Will not be amused.
lemon-in-the-flight-deck: its-just-the-shock-talking: when I find myself in times of trouble Greg Lestrade comes to me speaking words of wisdom well, don’t commit suicide
freres: warnings: mpreg no no no reverse back button exit button click exit button log off computer shut down computer throw computer out of window
whatwillsurviveofusis-love: I’m so afraid to go outside what if shia lebouf is waiting in the bushes with a knife
isecretlylikeonedirection: sarvel: I searched...
timedetective: enigmaticrose: ...